9 reasons why I’m not going to church today (tweetcast)

July 25, 2012 by

Tweeted on 11/27/11:

9 reasons why I’m not going to church today next… #yimnotgoing2churchtoday #tweetcast

Reason 1: I’m hung over #yimnotgoing2churchtoday #tweetcast
Reason 2: They’re a bunch of hypocrites #yimnotgoing2churchtoday #tweetcast
Reason 3: The preacher always yells #yimnotgoing2churchtoday #tweetcast
Reason 4: They’re always asking for money #yimnotgoing2churchtoday #tweetcast
Reason 5: I only go on Christmas (and Easter) and that’s enough #yimnotgoing2churchtoday #tweetcast
Reason 6: I’m too busy #yimnotgoing2churchtoday #tweetcast
Reason 7: I can be a Christian without it #yimnotgoing2churchtoday #tweetcast
Reason 8: I haven’t cleaned up my act yet #yimnotgoing2churchtoday #tweetcast
Reason 9: I have plenty of time left in my life (no you don’t, says the Lord) #yimnotgoing2churchtoday #tweetcast

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