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Should We Worship Jesus or Moms This Sunday?
Pastor Asks Worship Team To Please Stop Dressing In Full KISS Costumes Every Sunday via @TheBabylonBee
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Jesus, Priceless Treasure
Jesus, priceless treasure,source of purest pleasure,friend most sure and true:long my heart was burning,fainting much and yearning,thirsting, Lord, for you.Yours I am, O spotless Lamb,so will I let nothing hide you,seek no joy beside you! #Tworship #RealTworship pic.twitter.com/e6VP9uAt43 — aheartforgod (@aheartforgod) January 23, 2019 (Pirate via pixabay)
Church Service Canceled After Guitar Cable Identifies As Female via @TheBabylonBee
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Fall On Your Knees, O Hear The Angel Voices, O Night Divine, O Night When Christ Was Born
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Congregational Singing Is Snuffed Out To Make Room For Musical Display
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Through Jesus’ Blood and Merit Stanza 4
Nor any creature everShall from the love of GodThis wretched sinner sever;For in my Savior’s bloodThis love has its foundation;God hears my faithful prayerAnd long before creationOwns me his child and heir. #Jesus #Tworship #RealTworship pic.twitter.com/KU2Jfeq6LR — aheartforgod (@aheartforgod) October 31, 2018 (Jesus Christ and the Cross via pixabay)
We Are The Hillsong Borg. Resistance By Turning Your Brain On To Discern False Theology In Our Lyrics Is Futile.
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Power Of God Waits In Church Foyer Until Chorus Of ‘Holy Spirit’ via @TheBabylonBee
Power Of God Waits In Church Foyer Until Chorus Of ‘Holy Spirit’https://t.co/0Rp2XoO7dL pic.twitter.com/tainmjVFq2 — The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 19, 2018
Chief Cause Of Climate Change Revealed To Be Fire Metaphors In Worship Songs via @TheBabylonBee
Chief Cause Of Climate Change Revealed To Be Fire Metaphors In Worship Songs https://t.co/69cBh5Pkpm pic.twitter.com/BV6ibVaSsf — The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 31, 2018 (Polar Bear via pixabay)