My Goliath Is The 10 Pounds Off My Gut I’m Trying To Lose. The Bible Is About Me.

"Look, I get it: your toaster broke, and that really sucks. But is that really comparable to a massive, bloodthirsty monster of a man who wants to kill you?"https://t.co/rHGQhUqkz0 pic.twitter.com/0WqQRoOafe — The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 19, 2018 (David and Goliath via pixabay)